“你就是因为一顿饭，喜欢上人了？”文雅趴在床上，瞅着我，眼神之中满是诧异，“我记得你那一次回来吐了吧！”                                                                                                             我看了一眼文雅，沉默地点了点头。                                                                                                             “你居然还记得！”                                                                                                             有时候不得不称赞文雅的记忆力，两个星期前的事情她居然还记得那么清楚，果然以后吵架不能找文雅，光是扒旧就足够头大了。                                                                                                             “那是因为你哪天吐完之后拿了她的一包泡面吃。”依依在旁边提醒了一句。                                                                                                             _|||                                                                                                             好吧，我也记得了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，我还真没发现，你居然这么的m！”                                                                                                             文雅摆摆手，表示泡面问题稍后再议，摆在眼前的最大问题是关于我的问题。                                                                                                             我白了文雅一眼，什么嘛，我哪里看上去m了，不管从哪一个角度上来看，我都是s型的。                                                                                                             “阿墨，那男生长的很好看？”文雅突然像是想到了什么一样，很兴奋地问着。                                                                                                             我狂点头，那小子虽然个x真的是很差劲，又骗人，但是那张脸真的挺好看的，要不然，不会在第一次见面的时候，我就因为美se而春心萌动啊！                                                                                                             “阿墨，”文雅沉默了一下之后，用力地拍着自己的床，“你还等什么，上了他！”                                                                                                             “……”一个b一个说话还不客气，我幽幽地叹了口气，“他b我小。”                                                                                                             “老牛吃neng草什么的最萌了，上了他，采yan补y吧！”                                                                                                             文雅大声道，要不是寝室门现在关着，我怀疑我们这层楼都可以听见文雅姐刚刚y而荡的呼喊声。                                                                                                             虽然我的确很肤浅，但是从本质上，我并不算是一个坏孩子，所以我一个大三的老油条去啃一g小neng草，我觉得有点不大符合我的一贯行事作风，而且，难度系数似乎还高了一点。                                                                                                             我认认真真地想了想，其实这种事情问nvx不大靠谱，谁都知道nvx大多走的是感x路线，动不动就会为一点**毛蒜皮小事而落泪，这一点从我萝莉时期疯狂迷恋琼瑶剧，动不动就摆出琼瑶nv主的姿态，以三秒内落泪秒杀我爸逃避我妈责罚这种演技派生涯就可以略窥得一二。                                                                                                             所以，我觉得还是找个男人来参详参详还是b较靠谱一点的，而且还要找一个略有点姿se的男人来，站在差不多一点的高度上，还是b较能揣摩出小白脸君的心态不是？                                                                                                             可是，我认识的b较有姿se的男人，从小到大，没几个人啊。                                                                                                             果然，人要用时方恨少。                                                                                                             中午的广播社人不是很多，因为社团成员都是学生，课时安排都是不一样的，运气好一点的，上午两三节课或者是没有课，运气差一点的，上午排满五节课食堂也像是被蝗虫过境一样，渣都没有剩下一点。                                                                                                             今天我运气不错，早上两节课，九点开始，上完之后还能m去食堂的吃最新鲜的饭菜，然后在出现在广播社当我的nv主播。                                                                                                             一点从播音间出来的时候，广播社空落落的，原本这个社团成员就不是很多，每年都是应聘的人很多，录取率都赶上和公务员考试一样的概念了。