学生一族最喜欢的节假日莫过于寒暑假了，以前的时候，我总是特别欢喜这两个假期，因为可以睡觉睡到自然醒，数钱数到手ch0u筋。                                                                                                             爸妈的店里面是不经营早餐的，所以就算要去店里面帮忙，我也能睡到早上九点半左右再起床慢慢悠悠地去店里面，然后厨房结账两边忙活，名副其实的睡觉睡到自然醒，数钱数到手ch0u筋，虽然这钱面额不大……                                                                                                             但是这一次却觉得有点意兴阑珊的味道，尤其每次和靳骐打电话的时候，明明以前觉得也没有什么不一样的，但是现在这情况下，总觉得有种空落落的。                                                                                                             好吧，我承认我已经被靳骐那小样的美se迷的云里雾里了，想起他的时候，嘴角总会不由自主地上扬起来。                                                                                                             因为我时不时的傻笑行为让老娘觉得很碍眼，所以趁着下午两三点没有客人在店里面闲坐的空当，老娘终于开了口。                                                                                                             “阿墨你谈恋ai了吧！”老娘瞅了我一眼，说话一针见血，“而且对方一定是个帅哥！”                                                                                                             果然都是nv人啊，果然神经线够敏锐。                                                                                                             “嘿嘿嘿……”我傻笑，知我者莫若老娘也。                                                                                                             “真的？”老娘一下子来兴致，一双眼睛晶亮晶亮地看向我，“有照片么？”                                                                                                             我点头，然后从口袋里面m出了手机，翻出了相册里面靳骐的照片，献宝一样地递到了老娘的面前，然后引来了老娘的一声惊叹。                                                                                                             “那帅哥怎么会看上你的？”老娘一脸惊奇，“感觉真埋汰。”                                                                                                             tat                                                                                                             “妈，你是我的亲妈吧？！”                                                                                                             我问着，身为老妈，怎么能对我说这种打击x的话？她应该多鼓励我才行，哪能把我当做消遣的工具呢？                                                                                                             “就是因为是你亲妈才这么说，要不是你亲妈，谁对你说这个。”老娘伸手拍了拍我的脑袋，像是在拍我家养的那只流浪小土狗小h一样，很有敷衍的味道。                                                                                                             “老头，你说是吧？”老娘从我手上拿过手机，递给了坐在一边ch0u烟的老爸。                                                                                                             爸看了一眼，又微笑地把手机重新递还到了我的手里。                                                                                                             “还不错。”老爸点了点头。                                                                                                             果然还是老爸最ai我，难怪我从小就和老爸最亲。                                                                                                             ~\(≧▽≦)/~                                                                                                             “下一回，带回来给老爸看看。”老爸顺口说着。                                                                                                             这个，似乎还是有点难度的。                                                                                                             我支吾着不敢应声，我不敢对老爸老妈说靳骐其实b我小两岁这个事实。                                                                                                             在爸妈的观念里面，年纪小的男生一般都不大会照顾人，在他们的心目之中希望我能够找一个年纪b我大两岁或者同岁的，看上去要b较成熟的人当对象，因为他们觉得已经二十岁的还整天看动漫的我g本就是一个没长大的孩子，甚至爸妈都已经提前计划好了未来十年的事情，给自己买好了养老保险，连我结婚资金都已经准备好了。                                                                                                             我只能用“高瞻远瞩”四个字来形容我的爸妈。